Memoohhh

desactivated:

when you see a pen on the ground and you steal it

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eatpizzas:

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

rabbivole:


marciantobay:
This needs more notes.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

rabbivole:

marciantobay:

This needs more notes.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

Friend: I think I'm gonna head home see ya later
Me: thank god

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

amys-internet-circus:

how to make the best out of a bad situation

amys-internet-circus:

how to make the best out of a bad situation

lindsaychrist:

woah
We all have that one person we refuse to completely let go of.
EY  (via shutdownthecity)