Memoohhh
bikinipowerbottom:

me on the first date

bikinipowerbottom:

me on the first date

reattachment:

If you want to hang out tell me like a week beforehand so I can plan out the reasons why I won’t be able to go

suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

image

why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr

artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying