Memoohhh

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

bontakunkeion:

acoustic cover of me crying

bigbardafree:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I walked into the kitchen at 5:30am and saw this in the sink… this isn’t my cat

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#the cats just like ”this isnt my sink”

methimatics:

me at school

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shota-pop:

when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird

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I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)
Como chingas.
Ancient Mexican Proverb (via karinavonpeet)

mitchdahbitch:

mitchdahbitch:

ill take the one in the red 

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